Mick, I think you made a mistake with the Freshwater Bouzouki. The Saltwater Bouzouki is lighter and has a more buoyant sound. And are you sure on the 16GT? I mean the racing stripes are a bit much doncha' think? Let me suggest to you and to one and all that the only sure way to know you are making the right decision is by consulting the Catspaw Scatology Cards. Far better than Tarot cards!!! Last week I dealt them out and right there in the cards I saw it! Yes, I predicted that my stupid Weimaraner would lick his balls within the hour.......and he DID!!!!

Fly-By-Nite Industries announced that decks of "Catspaw Scatology Cards" will be released within the next month. Each card has a likeness of someone in the Catspaw family and can also be used in emergencies as asswipes. The "King of Crap" card has Spaw in all of his radiant glory showing a scene from his past where he had his palm read. It took several washings and a good deal of turpentine to get the paint off. The "Prince of Fools" card has Cletus whiffing the asses of the Reg boys and the "Circle of Light" card has Paw flaring off a big one. Only those making prepayment will be shipped these Limited Edition decks. Those interested should mail cash (NO CHECKS PLEASE) in the amount of $49.95 (US) plus $18.97 Shipping and Handling to:

Fly-By-Nite Industries
842 Ripshitz Trail
East Bumblast, Ohio 43107

As always, with Fly-By-Nite, your satisfaction is guaranteed. Simply return the unused portion of of our products, and we'll retun the unused portion of your money.

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AND ..... here's a testimonial direct from Cletus!!

Y'all need ta gitcherselvz summa theez heer cardz. Iffen Ida had mine befor I wooda got outta tha way when Paw flared off that Taco fart and Ide still have eyebrows an hair.

Before you invest in any instrument, order your cards and learn how to use them.......It's the only way to buy!!!

Spaw