Wether this is a Yetties original, or a snatch half remembered from a rugby playing evening I can't recall.

But :-

" I was a walking in Dorset one day
When I spied a young couple who sweetly did play,
Now one was a solidier,a bold grenedier,
And the other one was a choirboy, and I though "Oooh thats queer !"

Gareth