Mizter Peter, Ime ritin ta letcha know the Waylon Heron dun servived hiz ordeel. Heez out with thet stupid possum and hiz new frend Artie the Armadilla an havin a gud time.

Iffen the rest uv ya doan know the Waylon Heron wuzza flyin down ta visit heer laz week befor the winter set in up there in Canneda an he got hissef hijackt by a beaver whut then tryed ta crash him inta Vinnie's Pizza Palace in downtown Ashtabula. Wif grate bravry an currage an remembrin whut Paw showt him, he flared off a heron fart and an blasted the beaver offen him an inta Lake Erie jes south of Long Point.

We jes wanted ta letcha know heez all rite.

CLETUS