I'll have to take Art's word on heron farts. Apparently they're the inland albatross. They feed on high-mercury fish. I can watch them when I'm at work and go out for a break - great majestic birds who stand and feed in the shallows amid the brick and metal trash that's been thrown into the river.

Blackcatter, yeah - Catspaw mentioned that. New guy who just didn't understand, and I believe I saw Spaw gently explained to him. He got lots of responses though. In any case, that seems to be in the past.

Amos, we're all a bit crabby. I'm better when I express the crabbiness with a sense of humor, but the humor is coming very reluctantly these days.