I can sort of see a conversation like this:

"Osama, dude - you really screwed the pooch this time. Ya KNOW they're gonna ask us. Why don't you go hide someplace and not tell us where?"

"OK. I guess I'll go back to that camp I used last Februar..."

"NO, DUDE - WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!! Look, we're covering our eyes - go hide. Go visit Saddam or somebody. You're a missle magnet, pal, and we just don't want you around."