"billy no-mates"???

Are these goats you are speaking of? It is true that the majority of male goats (in nature) have to suffer without female companionship, while the majority of male domesticated goats are slaughtered before puberty, leaving the odd survivor to screw himself silly between lengthy bouts of solitude in an isolated and filthy paddock.

This is indeed tragic.

Eminem and Posh can probably scrounge up barely as many brain cells between them as the average billy goat, and yet they have superior living quarters and a higher annual salary.

Unfair is what I call it. To the goats, I mean.

- LH