Since my sebatical, into the world of hashdom, the supply appears endless. Enough for now, work awaits THANX Susan for the inspiration

SEX IS BORING

Melody--Frere Jacques

Sex is boring,
Pain is fun,
Gonna cut my fingers off,
One by one . . .

Sex is boring,
Pain is fun,
Pulling out my pubic hairs,
One by one . . .

Sex is boring,
Pain is fun,
Poking out my eyes,
One by one . . .

Sex is boring,
Pain is fun,
Cutting off my gonads,
One by one