In the beer do-re-mi, LA should be LA..ts and lots and lots of beer... per Thomas the Rhymer at the Northwest Gathering!

My undergrad institution had this as the song for the women's rugby team:

Gangbang up on the hill, gangbang is o such a thrill
When I was younger and in my prime, I used to gangbang all the tiiiiime
But now I'm older, and getting grey / and not so gay, I only gangbang once a daaaaaaaaay
(shouted by 1 person) Knock knock! (shouted by everybody else) Who's there?
[This is an example answer] Jimmy Carter! Jimmy Carter who? Jimmy cart'er over here and we'll have another gangbang up on the hill...