MC Fat - I had forgotten about this!

My first wife came from the LDS faith. I'm not a follower of the faith but enjoyed her family a great deal. Especially her Grandparents on her Dad's side of the family. Her Grandparents were, however, quite devout and insistent at times that I join up. Not in a bad way - but always with the hints and such.

I moved to another city for a time to get some schooling and it seemed that no matter where I moved the Missionaries would find me. I finally figured out that Grandma was passing off the information. I got cranky with a couple of the callers and they left me alone.

But one bright morning I came up from a nap and saw two elderly grey haired ladies out front - with a Book of Mormon. I did the only suitable thing I could think of at the time - answered the door in my holiest (wholiest, holyist, holeist?) pair of shorts and nothing else.

MC - they never came back!! I never did tell my wife or her family about it - better part of valor and all - - too funny!!

Steve