Now for the MC member who likes to lie with beasts in the field. Good for audience particiaption. This following ditty is one of my personal favorites.

BESTIALITY'S BEST
Melody--Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Boys

(Take turns leading verses)
Chorus: Bestiality's best, boys,
Bestiality's best--SHAG A WALLABY!
Bestiality's best, boys,
Bestiality's best.

Stick your dork in a stork
Drip your juice on a moose
Be a queer with a deer
Be a rotter with an otter
Be very pleasant to a pheasant
Bring a flea to her knees
Chuck your sperm in a worm
Do an illegal with an eagle
Do it funky with a monkey
Down the throat of a goat
Drink the pee of a bee
Drop some goo in a shrew
Get in deep with a sheep
Have a hug with a bug
Have a screw with a shrew
Have a shag with a stag
Make love with a dove
In the bog with a dog
Put your noodle to a poodle
Rub the thigh of a fly
Shoot your load in a toad
Shove your log in a dog
Stick you rod up a cod
Stick your dork in a stork
Up the hole of a mole
Up the rear of a deer