SC - that reminds me of the old joke about:

2 Nuns on a bus when a streaker runs down the aisle - one screamed and the other one had a stroke....

Or in the old folks home, when 90year old Mabel decides to streak through the day lounge. One old codger to another: "Eh? What was that, did you see what Mabel was wearing!"

"NO, but what ever it was it needed ironing."