Here is a song worthy of Homer Simpson, or any field of Rugby playersYes, we thank our Evangelical Bible thumping friends for providing us with the tune.
MORE BEER Tune: Amazing Grace
CHORUS:
A nice cold beer, How sweet it sounds.
To save a drunk like me.
(stop, drink a beer, catch your breath and resume)
I finished 1, but I'm not done,
More beer, More beer, More beer.
I love my wife, I love my beer.
But if I had to choose.
My dear old wife, who I love with my life,
Would most undoubtedly lose.
(CHORUS)
I finished off 2, but I'm not through,
More beer, More beer, More beer.
I love my truck, I love my beer
But if I had to choose,
I'd sell my 4X4, Of which I do adore.
For beer I'd walk to the store.
(CHORUS)
I finished off 3, now I have to pee
More beer, More beer, More beer.
I love to fuck, I love my beer
but If I had to choose
It's beer for me, unless her pussy,
tastes like more beer, more beer.
(CHORUS)
I finished off 4, but still want more,
More beer, More beer, More beer.
I love my dog, I love my beer,
but if I had to choose,
I sell my pet, to the vet,
A dog for beer more beer.
(CHORUS)
I finished off 5, I'm still alive,
More beer, More beer, More beer.
I love my MOM, I love my beer
but If I had to choose,
That drunken whore, It's me she bore,
Still I choose more beer more beer.
(CHORUS)
I finished off 6, I've had my fix, (Or: "still need my fix"...to continue song!)
Now you all must drink more beer.
I love my house, I love my beer
But if I had to choose
My house might might burn down, But I could still pound
More beer, more beer, more beer
(CHORUS) |I just had 7, not yet to 11
More beer, more beer, more beer
I love my guns, I love my beer
But if I had to choose
If my aim is bad, then I'm still glad
To have more beer, more beer
(CHORUS)
I just had 8, it's not to late
To drink more beer, more beer
I love fishing, I love my beer
But if I had to choose
If I lost my line, I wouldn't whine
I'd drink more beer, more beer
(CHORUS)
I just had 9, I'm feeling fine
More beer, more beer, more beer
I love NASCAR, I love my beer
But if I had to choose
If I lost the race, I'd get shit-faced
More beer, more beer, more beer
(CHORUS)
I just had 10, Don't know when to say when
More beer, more beer, more beer
I love my porch, I love my beer
But if I had to choose
My rocking chair, won't always be there
So I count on beer, more beer
(CHORUS)
I just had 11, but I'm still getting
More beer, more beer, more beer
I love my tools, I love my beer
But if I had to choose
If my power-drill exploded, I'd go get loaded
On beer, more beer, more beer
(CHORUS)
I just had 12, from off my shelf
More beer, more beer, more beer
As you can tell, I love my beer
I'm such a drunk, you see?
When I fall down, you can drink my next round
More beer, more beer, more beer!!