Mary Ann

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Oh, Mary Ann had a leg like a man,
And a great big hole in her stocking,
A chest like a drum and a big fat bum,
And a hole to shove your cock in.
And when you shove it into her,
She cannot keep from laughing,
So, what do you say, lets go and play,
And let me put my staff in.

Oh, she jumped into bed and covered up her head,
And swore I could not find her.
But I knew damn well she lied like hell,
So I jumped right in behind her.
She shoved her feet right through the sheet,
And showed her sausage grinder;
So I rubbed my nuts against her guts,
And shoved it in behind her.

Well, the wind it flew and the gism flew,
It flew right up her nightie.
And then I bit the nipple of her teat,
Oh, Jesus Christ Almighty!
Well, I pumped her once and I pumped her twice,
And I pumped her once too often,
I broke a spring or some damn thing,
And now she's in her coffin.