Within a previous MC discussion thread from July, 2000 we have a promise from GUEST-John Fineman Click here http://www.mudcat.org/Detail.CFM?messages__Message_ID=265885 for a Vicar/Tart song that never appeared.
Two days later we have a member Joe_F that gives us
However, here is perhaps the Scottish version (NOT in the DT) Mr. Fineman was searching for:
Monk of Great Renown
Tune: ??? Suggestions?
There was a monk of great renown,
There was a monk of great renown,
There was a monk of great renown,
Who shagged an innocent maid from town.
CHORUS:
The old sod, the sod,
The bugger deserved to die.
Fuck him, shit him -
But first let us pray:
GLORY, GLORY, HALLELUJAH
His brother monks they cried in shame,
So he turned her over and fucked her again.
He met another by the mill,
And fucked and fucked her up the hill.
He met another in the hay,
And put her in the family way.
He took her to the Abbot's bed,
And fucked and fucked till she was dead.
But when the Abbot cried, "Amen,"
He fucked her back to life again.
His brother monks to stop his frolics,
Put a nail through this prick and cut off his ballocks.
And now the moral I will tell,
And now the moral I will tell,
When all the world just feels like hell,
Just fuck and fuck till all is well.