Pity the poor bugger! The one time i called a Collin, COLON, he stiffy reminded me that he was not a lower body part! Kinda like there is no "ear" as in "fear" in McPherson. Of course, we have our own coloquialisms here, to torture tourist with. Pronounce Cafe Beaujolais as Bow ja lais. Can always tell the outsiders, cuz they say it right. :>)