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Thread #36217   Message #565626
Posted By: GUEST,Ozzie
05-Oct-01 - 09:59 AM
Thread Name: Absurd in the Land, Too Long in the Bush
Subject: RE: Absurd in the Land, Too Long in the Bush
I have another creative idea. One could create a comedy series by combining re-enactments of great moments in the Democratic party. In skit number one, Bill Clinton clumsily tries to both vote and have sex with a girl half his age at the same time. While in the throes of passion, he accidentally punches the wrong portion of the ballot. He discovers the next day that he has lost the election by one vote. He seeks an outlet for his frustration by sexually harassing one his female staff members. The end.

Stay tuned for skit two. Its entitled: Clinton tries to direct an attack on terrorists while getting serviced by Monica Lewinski. He accidentally levels an aspirin factory and enrages the entire Moslem world.