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Thread #36217   Message #565869
Posted By: GUEST,Ozzie
05-Oct-01 - 04:30 PM
Thread Name: Absurd in the Land, Too Long in the Bush
Subject: RE: Absurd in the Land, Too Long in the Bush
Skit three: Al Gore loses his second bid at the presidency following Bush's first term. This is largely due to a lack of campaign funds because of Al's unsuccessful lawsuit to claim royalties for the internet that everyone knows he invented. Al also complains about voting irregularities due to the introduction of new ballotting machines. Al claims that they are more complicated than the original model that he claims to have invented as well.