Sorry Amos, but Al's tendency to stretch the truth is well documented. The fact that you did not even understand the line about the voting machines (as well as your sawdust metaphor) indicate that you are too obtuse to realize when you are getting zinged. Let me take a lucky guess and say that you voted in Florida. What is so sad is that the poem (or whatever) to mock Bush is actually childish and insignificant in the greater scheme of things, whereas the events that my skits are based upon are far more revealing. But look on the bright side, people like you have 3.5 years to learn how to operate a simple ballot machine.