Aw, Gloredhel, you're actually making me feel like bad for all those NICE Texans that I maligned. You're right, most Texans are nice (but violent) people who happen to enjoy bad country-pop music, NASCAR, and Western-style attire. ;) (Note to violent video game-making Texans: my pic is located HERE!)

Ozzie: Ha-ha. You got me. I bow down before the king of comedy.

But how WAS my use of 'cretin' incorrect, anyway?

---Lepus Rex