MC Fat, you wrote "... 'Sweaties'are like hemaroids 'We come down but never go back up !!'."
Then Steve Parkes replied, "Hemaroids"? It's tempting, but I won't push my luck!"
Not to be too "anal" about it, but it's "hemorrhoids."
Pete, if you think spell checkers have solved the problem, check out the spellcheck poem that is posted in the recent thread about "final 's'." It's pretty funny, and pretty much to the point.
Genie