I will be providing a course on the fossilization of Jimmy Dean pure pork sausages, which when fossilized through my patented, accelerated process, provide excellent mantle decorations, paperweights, and male clothing enhancements.

There is no charge for the course, but you have to provide your own J.D's.


On a slightly more serious note, it absolute bullshit to PAY to audition for ANYTHING, especially when you are not being paid a dime to appear on a local cable show. The convenors of this show have got it all bass ackwards.