We know, Ferrara. We realize "greater" means "and surrounding area." We was just havin' some fun. But that doesn't mean that what we said warn't true. It's a damned sight truer than anything Spaw posts, and it's easier to stand downwind of.

Myself, I live for the chance, someday, to blow up Cletus' bum. I have no reason right now to go to Ohio (Calvinist soteriology notwithstanding) but someday, somehow, I'm gonna visit that sumbitch at his home.

And if any of y'all ever make it out to Ecotopia, please don't hesitate to stop and knock on my door. And if you're really obnoxious, I might sing at you.

With libertine just us feral,
Alex