Ooops. I picked the wrong name. You have to admit, they do start with the same first three letters, and let's face it, who has time to read more than the first 3 letters of any word? If I could just sit around all day in my underwear like some Ohioans I might mention, I might take the time to read each word a little more deeply. To drink, as it were, from the alphabetarian delight that the written word affords. But usually I'm in a hurry for some reason or other, and I do what I can.

You are correct. It is Cleigh O'Possum's bum which I wish to inject with wind.

You know, Spaw, your "let's apply new rules to the apostrophe" effort has been far too successful. Now people all over the country are misusing apostrophes for fun and pleasure. I rather wish you never had; who could have known you would be such a trend-setter?

Alex