Three guys, A Canadian, bin Laden and Uncle Sam were out walking one day. They come across an old lamp. A Genie pops out of the lamp and says: "I will grant each one of you one wish....a total of three.">> The Canadian says, "I am a farmer. My land is fertile. I would like it to remain that way and free of pests without pesticides or GM crops." 'Poof" the wish was granted................>Osama bin Laden wishes for a continuous wall around All Muslim Nations to keep out infidels, Jews and Americans.."Poof" His wish was also granted.'.................Uncle Sam, a former pipline engineer, asks for more information about bin Laden's wall. "I'm just curious, its not my wish mind you", he explains. The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds All Islamic states: nothing can get in or out--Virtually impenetrable."......."Fine" says Uncle Sam,..."Fill it with water."^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^blub^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^