There's a topical one going round Brussels (the home of the European Commission) at the moment.

The Belgian Gendarmerie and Intelligence Services revealed this week that a 4-person terrorist cell has been discovered at the heart of the European Commission.

Three of the cell were quickly spotted and arrested: Bin Dozin', Bin Lyin', and Bin Shirkin'. The fourth member of the gang, thought to be called Bin Workin' has proved much more elusive to identify and capture.

mooman