Miss Lucy had a baby
She named it Tiny Tim
She threw it in the bathtub
To see if it would swim
It drank up all the water
It ate up all the soap
It tried to eat the bathtub
But it wouldn't go down its throat
Miss Lucy called the doctor
The doctor called the nurse
The nurse called the lady
With the alligator purse
A penny for the doctor
A nickel for the nurse
A dime for the lady
With the alligator purse