1. What is your age range? Almost half a century!

2. Gender? Floppy stuff down low

3. Do you have a favorite color? Dark green

4. Favorite authors/ type of book? Varies depending on my interest.

5. What books have you really been wanting? Any book by C. Fox Smythe, any book of old songs with an English/Irish leaning.

6. What type of music do you like? All but opera

7. What cds have you really been wanting? Believe it or not I don't have ANY of the Patons! And I really want Rick Fielding's second album!

8. What movies (vhs is in the price range) have you been wanting? I don't have many opportunities to watch movies. Movie purchases are generally impulse buys.

9. What is your t-shirt size? XXXL-tall

10. Do you collect anything? If so, what? Junk! It's time to rent a dumpster! I seem to have a lifetime supply of mathoms.

11. What are some of your other hobbies? Sex, canoeing, sailing, black powder (flint and cap) shooting, reading, computer games, etc.

12. Do you prefer gold-tone or silver-tone jewelry? Silver but i don't wear any.

13. Please include anything else you feel is important that would help your secret santa know what you would like: I would like to have something colorful for my walls. I prefer earth tones and colors that have some direct relationship to the primary colors. No pastels or neons please. I am looking for another white or khaki sailor's hat with a short brim and a cloth sweatband.