Don't Cry Lady

Tune: ??? (Good Night Ladies?)

Chorus:
Don't cry lady. I'll buy your goddam violets,
Dont' cry lady. Your pencils too.
Don't cry lady. Take off those colored glasses
Hello mother, I knew it was you.

Hooray, hooray, my father's gonna get shot.
Hooray, hooray, that dirty drunken sot.
For he was very mean to me when I was just a tot,
Hooray, they're gonna shoot my father, so (chorus)

Hooray, hooray, my uncle's gonna get hung.
Hooray, hooray, that dirty drunken bum.
For he was very mean to me when I was very young,
Hooray, they're gonna hang my uncle, so (chorus)

Hooray, hooray, my brother's gonna get hurt.
Hooray, hooray, that dirty sex pervert.
For he was very mean to me when I was just a squirt,
Hooray, they're gonna hurt my brother, so (chorus)

Hooray, hooray, my cousin's gonna get destroyed.
Hooray, hooray, that no go anthropoid.
For he would always try on me thing's he'd read in Freud,
Hooray, they're gonna wreck my cousin, so (chorus)