We were in the elevator today and a Federal Express Man got on with a load of packages. One of the passengers started hasseling him about how he is now uncomfortable with delivery guys on the elevator. I then made the "joke" that what he really need was a small can of baby powder for creeps like the other guy (Just surrripticously sprinkle some powder on a package and then sneeze in the guys direction). NO ONE Thought it was funny. Nor did they think it funny when I suggested that that would be a good way to eliminate over crowding on the subway car you are on.

Bad Jim, Bad Jim, Go Sit with Bert.