Did You Ever Wonder?

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Have you ever wondered if your Mom gave Dad a blow job
Right before she kissed you good night?
Did she swallow and eat a lot of folks you'll never meet
And does the thought give you a fright?
Did you ever wonder how a dog jumps on another dog
And gets his penis right in?
Then start banging away, not even "woof, it's nice to meet you";
If you ask me I think it's a sin.
What makes a penis so thick?
Why do some folks cum too quick?
While some others never cum at all?
Does a fly take a leak, and does an ostrich ever peek
When there's poop coming out of this butt?
C'mon, now do you ever wonder...?

Did you ever wonder if anybody ever hears you,
While you jerk off in solitude?
Whether you're sixty or six.
You get embarrassed pretty quick,
If your Mom walked in on you
When you screw someone new
Do you ever wonder who was there before you
Was he short or tall
Was his penis a three or was he hung like a tree
And will she feel you inside at all
Do dead men's genitals swell,
And are we going straight to hell for our perverted CURIOUSIOTIES?
C'mon, do you ever wonder? Humm...?

Do you ever wonder if the Tin Man wanted Dorothy
To lubricate his private parts
And if he has his wish, would it be "If I had a hard-on,"
'Stead of "If I only had a heart?"
Does sperm make a sound when it crashes to the ground
While you're jerking off and you're not seen?
Does it feel any pain when it dries into a stain
On the page of some magazine?
Did you ever wonder
If a pig can really vomit
Did you ever think of that at all
Heeeeey, do you ever wonder?