I was cruising down the highway going ninety miles an hour
When the chain on my bicycle broke.
I was thrown in the ditch while listening to Mitch [this WAS the '50s!]
While my teeth played "Dixie" on the spoke.

Early in the morning, late one night
Two dead boys began to fight.
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other.
Two deaf policemen heard the noise
Came and shot the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this tale
Ask the blind man who saw it all.

Now, what was the one about drinking Lysol? A lot of the stuff had brand references in them.

Linn -- who grew up in Milwaukee in the '50s