Damn straight, Amergin! I could see this coming, because alligators have been seriously upset about the handbag and alligator shoe issue for years, not to mention the draining of swamplands. It was only a matter of time before it happened.

BTW, I think I might have met the shoeshine guy, and if it's the guy I'm thinking of he's an unimpeachable witness. Hell, he's more unimpeachable than Dick Nixon or even Bill Clinton, and you can't beat that! Don't sit down when using the toilet!

The safest thing to do is rig up a sort of hammock or cradle that hangs from the ceiling and bomb the buggers from way up high without taking any losses, the way the USA does when it has wars with small countries. If you miss the target, of course, the results can be messy and embarrassing, but no system is flawless.

- LH