No need to worry folks - here is a link to a page that tells you how to make yourself an earth closet.

That'll fool those Terrorist Alligators. As the song goes "On account of those alligators, I'll crap out in the woods." (That might help get radriano setttled - this is now a BS thread with a musical drift in it.)

Only problem is, there might be something in those stories about Poison Moles...