This is not funny. I have told the tale of my potty training many times before. My brothers convinced me that alligators grab little girl butts and drag them down to the sewers. Little boys stand far enough away to see them coming - alligators not little girl butts. The episode of the X-Files with the flukeman in the portajohn caused me weeks of worry. Now this! Ax handle safely in place in both bathrooms. We shall overcome.....or overflow.