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DOON IN THE WEE ROOM

Chorus:
Doon in the wee room, underneath the stairs
Everybody's happy, everybody's there
And we're all making merry, each in his chair
Doon in the wee room, underneath the stairs.

Chorus

And when you're tired and weary and you're feeling blue
Don't give way to sorrow, I'll tell you what to do
Just take a tram to Springbun, find a quench pal there
And go down in the wee room, underneath the stairs.

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Well, Peky went-a-hunting his fortunes for to seek
He left the train at Patrick, and went missing for a week
Now, after months of searching, sorrow and despair
They found him in the wee room, underneath the stairs.

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And when I'm old and feeble, and my bones are getting sad
I won't get fat and grumpy, like Ian and Derek get
For I'm saving up my wollies, to buy a holy chair
It's off into the wee room, underneath the stairs.

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From HERE.

~Masato