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King of the Nerds

Tune: King of the Road

Theorems to prove or not,
Differentials get me hot.
Got three advanced degrees,
I don't pay no software fees.

I work hard on my code at nights,
My system's fifty-million megabytes.
Don't have much truck with words,
'Cause I'm . . . King of the Nerds.

I know every engineer on every mainframe,
Each fileserver, and all of their names,
I know every BBS in every town,
And who to call for service when the system is down.

You know I watch Star Treck, TNG,
I follow Science Fiction Fantasy.
I read PC news for thrills,
I don't have no social skills.

Ah, but cheap beer and take-out foods,
Get me lots of geeks in party moods.
Good grooming's for the birds,
When you're King of the Nerds.

And I'm King of the Nerds.