Muddlecat Gathering

Let me go to the next Mudcat Gathering,
There'll be nobody else there but me!
I shall sing by myself in Llangollen,
While the rest are all in Beverley.

I'll sing of stochastics in Stony,
Die with Dai in the Cock and the Bull.
While 'Catters are freezing in Langdale,
And Gareth is teasing the wool.