Are people seriously suggesting I might have to travel north...shudder!!...beyond the safe boundaries of the M4...? But...but...they eat babies up there, don't they?
Sure, you can all come to Bristol and kip on my floor*




(*this offer is not necessarily intended as fact. Floorspace can go up as well as down. Your sanity is at risk if you do not keep up payments to my drinking fund. Owner accepts no liablity for anything, ever.)