A fierce-looking pirate walks into a bar. He's grizzled, and muscled, and tattooed all over, with scars on his face and a wicked-looking knife clenched between his teeth. As he swaggers up to the bar, the folks sitting around drinking can't help but notice that the pirate has a full-size ship's steering wheel sticking out from the crotch of his britches. As the pirate sits himself down at the bar, the other patrons keep glancing at him, then cutting their eyes toward each other. Finally, after the pirate had been peaceably drinking for fifteen or twenty minutes, one of the locals gets up the courage to approch him.

"Pardon me," he says, "but I couldn't help wondering about the ship's steering wheel sticking out of your pants."

"Aaaargh, I know!" cried the pirate. "It's driving me nuts!"

Well, maybe if the kids are in their 20's or so...