The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #40513   Message #580433
Posted By: Charley Noble
26-Oct-01 - 12:48 PM
Thread Name: PIRATE JOKES (Needed For Concert)
Subject: RE: PIRATE JOKES (Needed For Concert)
There once was a pirate named Gates,
Who used to do battle on skates,
But he fell on his cutlass,
Which rendered him nutless,
And practically useless on dates.

Arghhhhh!