Then there was Cap't'n Hook. Went ashore to visit the Ladies of Pleasure.

His inamorata to one look at hid hook and said "Capt'n we can miss out the foreplay"

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That Seacook and Pirate Long John Silver recieved a musket ball in the goolies - ever after he was known as Short John Silver.

Boom Boom

Gareth