...ye gae tae post sumpit, an' ye're hopin' tae present yersel' as someane wi' a wee bit o' lairnin' whae's tryin' tae be helpfu', but ilka time ye try an' post yir response ye get some unco' error message sayin' ye cannae load th' page, an' then when it finally gaes thro' ye discover tae yir grait chagrin that ye've postit yir response nae ance, but three times, for th' tryin', an' ye end up luikin' like some computer-eejit jist alang for th' ride...

...Or ye wricht in Braid Scots tae answer a query aboot Braid Scots, an' th' puir mon wi' th' original query turns oot tae speak sumpit ither than English as his fairst language, an' ye feel doonricht thochtless an' hairtless.

--th' chastened but still Scots-entrappit Cuilionn