National Banjo Service. With squeezeboxes as well. That's what the young louts want to sort them out.

You see them everywhere with their hair cut short. Designer labels where there should be slogans. Most of them wouldn't know the difference between a chillum and a carrot. Put them on a picket line and they wouldn't know which way to face. Take them on a sit-down and they'd want a cushion.

Off they go to their little jobs every morning. Pension plans...mortgages.

Younger generation's gone to the dogs.