I had a lady urologist who sang the blues!

Urethra Franklin.(rimshot)

In a couple days it'll be Valentines Day, So I sent her a TURPentine card instead of a Valentine.

(for the uninformed: A TURP is a roto-rooter job on the prostate. Trans Urethral Resection of the Prostate)

When she was convicted of malpractice she was incarcerated in a penile institution.

As Lee Hays said, "THIS TOO SHALL PASS. I'VE HAD GALL STONES AND I KNOW!!"

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