I am anxious to here, Grand Exalted Brother Layabout El Swanno, as to the results of his testing for induction as an associate layabout into the firm of Swan, Patterson, Fielding and Lane, Layabouts at Large and for hire. Did he do the appropriate amount of loafing? Did he take a day off for someone so they could get more work done? Did he leave any chores undone? We need these details. The screening committee awaits your report, but don't do it tomorrow, Thursday, or Friday. We are taking a long weekend.

Mick
Black Belt, 10th Dan, Layabout Kwon Do