"dumbest shit ever sung by anyone": (lest we forget) "The Night Chicago Died" and "Kung Fu Fighting".

To Alex Roan: Lyrics are listed above. For chords, strum an A-minor (Am), and then move your fingers up two frets and strum. That's pretty much it. If you really want printed sheet music (and I do mean sheet, mon!), it can be ordered from a music store.