'Spaw sez..........Having received several packages from Australia, I've gained quite a bit of status down with the hot-stove coffee klatch at the Shoot & Scoot! .....

What he doesn't tell us is that as a result of eating what was in some of those packages he was also well known to the local Air Raid Marshalls and various EPA dignitaries also visited the area...but didn't stay long because of the odor caused by the offending product...or the after effects therof! This is probably why he lives in the small town environment..can't get anyone to build or move within 30 miles of the lad.