This is not a line, but one of the funniest things I have ever seen on television. It was on Frasier, a show I only watch once in awhile.

Frasier was working on the garbage disposal in the sink. He told his dad and Niles to stand far away from the switch. "Just get AWAY from the switch," he told them.

While Frasier had his hand down the drain, Niles turned on the coffee grinder...