"Oi say, mate..'ave you 'eard about Carruthers?"
"No, what's 'appened to Carruthers?"
"E's been drummed out of the service!"
"Wot ever for? Carruthers was a fine soldier!"
"Well, they caught him having 'intimate relations' with 'is 'orse!"
"Blimey! Which 'orse? The big stallion 'e sometimes rode?"
"Oh, no..not a MALE 'orse...the little filly! Nothing queer about Carruthers!"