Kendall, you wouldn't dare talk about us because the guy would realize that you're either a raving looney or a freakin' preevert. Your best bet is to sing "Phoebe Snow" and "Lorena" and leave the Llahmas completely out of it.

Also, appropriate dress would help....that is, wear pants and not just pantlegs and a trenchcoat. Try to smile occasionally and avoid getting into discussions about runaway printers or your un-vast knowledge of cybercrap.

First and foremost, try to make your stories interesting and possibly having some point to them as opposed to the mindless, long winded, boring, and completely obtuse shit you tell around here.

These are just a few ideas that I think will help you out. No need to thank me.....Happy to do it.

Spaw